Good Luck, College Pukes!
In the spirit of encouragement, all of the non-collegiate Dallas United members wish all of the local teams the very best this weekend at Sectionals.
....and you knew it was coming..
Teabag's top 5 reasons to kick some ass this weekend...
5) You might impress someone that looks like this: http://www.bodystatement.com/InspireTif.jpg
4) For UNT, if you suck, Gabe has every right to yank out your larynx a la Rambo (yes, I live vicariously through your emails!).
3) Because I said so (I want you coming back Monday saying you did this to your opponents: http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/pwned-56304.jpg )
2) If you don't, I will kick yours. I mean it. I've lived a good life and wouldn't have any problem spending the rest of it in jail on manslaughter charges, beeatch.
and the number one reason to kick ass this weekend....
1) because, it's just what we do around here.
Make us proud!
